alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

lightdaknessdragonkeybladewelder:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

Gotta reblog.

thanks:

for:

the:

memories:

even:

though

they

weren’t

so

great

(Source: nobodycars)

stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

(Source: anti-irl)

monkgue:

skinnyzef:

my boyfriend thinks he belongs in a boy band or something??

I think he belongs to my bed haha sorry I had to

saggiest:

Fun prank idea: murder someone so you can go to prison for life and never have to go to school again

chevyliz:

hotrussiansingles:

2014

4 corresponds to $ on a keyboard

201$

its the year of money

Last year was 201#

year of the hashtag

that actually makes sense.